Guacamole - You Suck at Cooking (episode One Hundo)

Guacamole is an avocado's highest honor. Every avocado grows up wishing they could become this transcendent, authentic guacamole. Although authentic is a relative term because it's made differently in different parts of Mexico, let alone different countries, let alone different planets.
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How to Make This Guacamole
Step 1: Watch the video
Step 2: Follow the instructions
Step 3: Check the description for the recipe
Step 4: Take 3 avocados and do that stuff to them.
Step 5: Add in ¾ teaspoon of salt if they're large, ½ teaspoon if they're small, if you're unsure start with a bit and add more later
Step 6: Throw the cilantro in the trash if you have that genetic defect, otherwise, chop up a handful and throw it in the bowl with the avocado and squeeze a couple lime wedges in then chop up a deseeded tomato and add that in and around ⅓ to ½ cup finely chopped onion and then some jalapeño, don't be a baby, you love jalapeño but don't overdo it or you'll cry like a baby and it will also hurt on the way out.
Step 7: Get some tortilla chips or eat it with a spoon.
Step 8: Smash the subscribe button and also follow me on Instagram because I do different stuff there sometimes.
Step 9: You've worked hard, take a nap why don't you.

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  • COMMENT GUYS. 100 VIDEOS. HOLY FREAKING COW. And pretty much coincidentally, I’ve finally gotten around to making one of those internet websites with merch and stuff: www.yousuckatcooking.com HOLY FRAGGIN DANG. Can’t thank all of you enough…those of you who have been here from the beginning and any of you who wandered in along the way: THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE YOU! HOLY FLAPPITY CHOP

    You Suck At CookingYou Suck At CookingMuaj më parë
    • @Jade master 9000 you can smd! Sob 😘

      Cooking My WayCooking My Way20 ditë më parë
    • @Cooking My Way ya know I was WOULD do it but because you're being a cocky basturd I won't do it

      Jade master 9000Jade master 900020 ditë më parë
    • @Supernova gamer and your point is? Fresh starting doesn't mean to be bed. If you was trying to say this, you are pointless.

      Cooking My WayCooking My Way28 ditë më parë
    • @Cooking My Way yeah u over here with the 63 viewers u got on ur past vid 👀

      Supernova gamerSupernova gamer29 ditë më parë
    • ok

      JebadoiahJebadoiahMuaj më parë
  • Wow, I finally made this and my god it.... Could have used more lime

    Eclipse BasherEclipse Basher23 orë më parë
  • 0:55 *_So like, what does it taste like normally?_*

    Night Of WishesNight Of WishesDitë më parë
  • *wang-jangle*

    LIL CHEESELIL CHEESE2 ditë më parë
  • CORIANDER YOU FILTHY PHILISTINE

    The CountThe Count2 ditë më parë
  • This are good funny videos but let’s this channel is not for cooking...

    TheJorge2538TheJorge25383 ditë më parë
  • Needs some raisins

    jojobrownie57jojobrownie573 ditë më parë
  • I remember how deastructive his first video ever was

    Prathamesh ChitrePrathamesh Chitre4 ditë më parë
  • I put garlic in my guacamole

    Lucas Pollack-HoytLucas Pollack-Hoyt6 ditë më parë
  • I like how this was a redo of the first episode, but different

    Eclipse FlixEclipse Flix7 ditë më parë
  • I don't love cilantro, but I don't have that SNP, it just has mediocre texture and tastes like a plant.

    DiabloMineroDiabloMinero8 ditë më parë
  • so your knife was posessed by a chef

    pepperoni pizzapepperoni pizza8 ditë më parë
  • I brought it to a party and my cousin said it needed cucumber...

    MJ GuzmanMJ Guzman9 ditë më parë
  • I don’t have a roommate

    sizquirtsizquirt9 ditë më parë
  • Step 9!

    Leon DonzoLeon Donzo10 ditë më parë
  • I love "You Suck At Cooking" please make more videos!🥑

    Ovidiu TrifanescuOvidiu Trifanescu10 ditë më parë
  • Why stop at two hits? 👽

    Anthony C.Anthony C.12 ditë më parë
  • 2015: Choppity f*cking chop 2019: Choppity flopping chop

    Nevermore 45Nevermore 4513 ditë më parë
  • Watch out for the lime mom...

    Just a personJust a person13 ditë më parë
  • you're gross!!

    Srinath KoilakondaSrinath Koilakonda14 ditë më parë
  • When you realize that episode one hundred and episode one are both quacamole

    Jackson LucasJackson Lucas15 ditë më parë
  • I have an uncle that will make guacamole that will blow your mind!

    Dragonrewind4152Dragonrewind415215 ditë më parë
  • He’s like binging with babish, howtobasic and bill wurtz in one

    Blackie ChanBlackie Chan15 ditë më parë
  • yeah but *can you please cut the avocado*

    account 112account 11216 ditë më parë
  • I made a meal with this and 4 of your other recipes, and it was delicious! Keep making these videos, they're great!

    Terence OsorioTerence Osorio16 ditë më parë
  • I got worried when he said raisins

    CassandraCassandra16 ditë më parë
  • Robby sent me

    Katlin CarrolKatlin Carrol18 ditë më parë
  • All the references to the first episode got me shaking in my boots

    c. gwakamolec. gwakamole18 ditë më parë
  • Thank you for not cilantro shaming me

    Sara WinbergSara Winberg19 ditë më parë
  • I made this. It was good.

    Mr DaBeaverSharkCookieMr DaBeaverSharkCookie20 ditë më parë
  • Thank you for not adding raisins adding raisins is a crime.

    Lone GalaxyLone Galaxy21 ditë më parë
  • It's sad my sister doesn't like cilantro, it doesn't taste like soap to her, she just doesn't like the smell or taste naturally T-T. I on the other hand have eaten cilantro raw by the small plateful

    FenFen21 ditë më parë
  • I love the edits

    Twi JohnTwi John21 ditë më parë
  • G A R L I C ?

    LibelldrianLibelldrian21 ditë më parë
  • Waaaaaait, you're mom is you roommate?

    Aleksandar VolkanovskiAleksandar Volkanovski21 ditë më parë
  • I am gonna make this tonight for new years tacos

    mudokinmudokin22 ditë më parë
  • The season finale

    Channel 179Channel 17922 ditë më parë
  • Chopity fucking chop

    kriso1997kriso199722 ditë më parë
  • 0:55 SO THATS WHY

    Mari NMari N23 ditë më parë
  • Never tried guacamole with 2 hits of acid, I just use shrooms or DMT in mine!

    Hunter fishmanHunter fishman23 ditë më parë
  • wow....that was...quite the experience

    tt Gervtt Gerv23 ditë më parë
  • Memories

    fishyfishy23 ditë më parë
  • Is the style the video is made in an homage to the guac video from PES?

    McMel0neMcMel0ne23 ditë më parë
  • I'm so happy you put some Chile and cilantro in your guacamoles 😋 it's part of the Mexican trinity, well at least on my part of the planet 😜

    mariela lopezmariela lopez23 ditë më parë
  • What if I use a three pronged fork?

    LittleLadyBugRug LoveLittleLadyBugRug Love23 ditë më parë
  • Im grateful for the auto chop segment that must have taken a long time

    ampamp23 ditë më parë
  • Episode 1 and episode 100 are guacamole

    Mr DoctorMr Doctor23 ditë më parë
  • He’s like if binging with babish and howtobasic had a baby I’m scared

    Rand MeyerRand Meyer23 ditë më parë
  • i remember i stopped watching because i got mad you didn’t reply to my comment

    kokorokokoro24 ditë më parë
    • kokoro....???🤣

      EvieEvie22 ditë më parë
    • totally fair

      You Suck At CookingYou Suck At Cooking24 ditë më parë
  • Actually you suck

    William HungWilliam Hung24 ditë më parë
  • Celandro is the worst thing on earth. Before cancer.

    XadorasXadoras24 ditë më parë
  • video: me watching; video: me watching: video: 4 pronged spoon me: HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Phillip JohnsonPhillip Johnson24 ditë më parë
  • To get the pit out of the avocado, you take a very sharp knife and slap the blade into pit. Then the knife will be embedded in the pit. Just turn the knife and remove the pit. Then remove the pit from the knife blade. You suck.

    Samuel LoomisSamuel Loomis24 ditë më parë
    • Samuel Loomis Or just pick it out

      Felix PalmbergFelix Palmberg3 ditë më parë
  • *FLASHBACKS TO EPISODE ONE*

    techypurple 0914techypurple 091424 ditë më parë
  • Disgusting.

    Sisowat SinSisowat Sin24 ditë më parë
  • How come when I stab someone they dont turn into pieces, but when you stab food, it turns into pieces

    moma joemoma joe25 ditë më parë
  • I've never laughed so hard at food being made so poorly well on purpose.

    Enrique MejiaEnrique Mejia25 ditë më parë
  • Dude, please please please, get Gordon Ramsey to do a video where he reacts to some of your videos. THAT WOULD BE EPIC!!!!

    Christian Matthew EmblerChristian Matthew Embler25 ditë më parë
  • I just realized... its not a cooking show! Its a Photoshop shop that does cooking on the side

    Kellie Fite TurnerKellie Fite Turner26 ditë më parë
  • I dont know why but he feels like a love child of jacksfilms and BWB

    StevenSteven26 ditë më parë
    • And a pinch of howtobasic

      ÖnderÖnder24 ditë më parë